I got the link off reddit.

Look, I’m telling you right now.  If poop jokes bother you, move along.  If the best description of a fart ever written in English sounds intriguing, look no further.

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Allegra

Born when atmospheric carbon was 316 PPM. Settled on MST country since 1997. Parent, grandparent.

6 thoughts on “I got the link off reddit.”

  1. OMG, I was laughing so hard Jim came down the hall to see what was the matter. I have tears coming down my face and my stomachc hurts.

  2. I had to strangle my laughter – David is still asleep. The repression of noise was near-painful.

  3. Very amusing. The cell phone in the toilet reminded me of watching a fellow crew mate groping through the fetid contents of the onboard port a potty to reclaim his false teeth.

  4. Wow, I think I’d rather loose my cell phone. Even an I-phone runs less than the replacement cost of false teeth. PLUS, could you really put the reclaimed teeth back in your mouth after that???

  5. I am pretty sure that he did re use the teeth, although I never did ask him if he did. If I hadn’t actually seen him groping for the teeth I would have found it hard to believe that someone could vomit so forcefully that one could eject one’s false teeth. Another crew member got zero warning about an impending barf so he threw up, among other things, on himself, someone standing in front of him, his navigation chart, etc. Lots of fun.

  6. It doesn’t matter how many times Loki tells that story, I still think it’s funny. Disgusting, but funny.

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