Call centers in Indian jails, this should work out well.
One Life to Live and All My Children will be cancelled. And replaced by a celebrity cooking show. Hey women and shift workers! Stay home and get fat, it’s not like you do any good to our advertisers otherwise.
Why would narrowed neck circulation have anything to do with MS? But apparently it does.
Get your hands off that peen, or, what eXACTly are you testing for? BC cancels controversial test of young offenders which involves handling young men’s junk.
If you’re a cop and get involved with drugs… you can collect two paychecks! Mind you you’re not reporting the second one, but o well. Woot!
Teachers in BC get a say over class size and composition. This is very good news for BC kids and parents, not to mention the teachers. If you’ve ever taught a kindergarten class which is 1/3 ESL and has two special needs kids and is 30 students (not making this up, I have a friend who was in this spot) you’ll know what I mean. Just getting them to line up for the can is a challenge!
I don’t get it. Can somebody explain to me why this is funny?
I’m impressed! Ba-dum kish!
Katie’s only been here two nights and already I am fidgetty. 9 pm last night she leaves, says she’ll be back late, doesn’t show, doesn’t text. Is she in a ditch? Did she crash at Kashka’s? Is she where she probably is? And why’n fuck do I care? (Apart from how, every time she doesn’t come home, I have to rehearse what I’ll say to the cops if they come to my door?)
I blearily and wearily looked out my back door this morning, and thought, “Spring and Vancouver… no longer BFFs?” There’s like half an inch of hoarfrost on things. I knew at the end of March we’d get more snow because I could smell it. Sounds stupid, but it’s true. Now I can’t smell the end of it. Snow tires will remain on car until further notice.
The move at work is getting closer. Sure would like to know when we’re getting training on the new phone system and how it interacts with the call center software, but I’ve been assured there will be training.
Our CEO is leaving, and our new CEO is younger and French. Rumour has it he’s moving to Vancouver. I’ve met him the once, and apart from observing that he has a George Hamilton grade tan and a sense of humour, I have no comment.
The cats have been extremely rangy. Margot in particular has been up in Eddie’s grill. Eddie came for a nice long hug last night.
I played Buzz for about half an hour last night. He’s going to be my bed time snack. He’s so quiet when unplugged, but he sounds great. I was thinking of dragging the amp into my bedroom, and just said screw it and brought Buzz in.
I can hear Margot laboriously licking herself on the basement stairs.