Blasteez

blasteez! the laxative coughdrops

blasteez, they’re your friend

blasteez, the laxative coughdrops

they will get you, in the end

There will be a brief hi-a-tus

then, the mentholated flatus

pop those babies in your mouth

soon your drawers are headed south

Blasteez, etc

THANKS BLASTEEZ NOW I’M SCARED TO COUGH

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Born when atmospheric carbon was 316 PPM. Settled on MST country since 1997. Parent, grandparent. View all posts by Allegra

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