Category: Visual representation of complex ideas
Remember that scene from the Abyss????
She asked nurdily… (link removed for security reasons)
Cited under fair use, from Phys.org
Nurd Gurl goes POSTAL MEDIA
So all together, film fans!!! If you ever see me use this expression – “Masterpiece of Narrative Subversion“ please know that I mean this movie makes no $#%$ing sense. I mean, I enjoyed Aqua Teen Hunger Force because it contains one of the most hilarious appeals to the audience I’ve ever viewed (warning, screener), but otherwise the movie’s a cataclysm of pointlessness. On the other hand, part of refining one’s taste is being exposed to oddball stuff once in a while, which this definitely was. Any movie which was quite popular and yet has no plot synopsis on imdb…. Warning Will Robinson, indeed, kids. I enjoyed it, but more along the cultural artifact lines, There were some very snappy one liners.
Much more enjoyable – the three episodes of Venture Brothers, which is a hipper than thou Jonny Quest. The Scooby Doo parody was pure evil. I heart Brock Samson, voiced by clean green actor Patrick Warburton.
Add pizza and beer to a date which included the foregoing and I had a very pleasant evening. After my ride home (and thank god, it was POURING bloody rain), I dreamed that somebody I’ve wanted to have sex with for about ten years jumped on me, and I said, “Jeez, I’d love to, but we can’t because of ” here insert extremely rational, sane, non-dreamlike reason. Then we put our clothes back on. I’m consoling myself that at least I got to see him naked. GRRRRRR. This thing inside my skull that wants me to be a better person is now in my dreams as well!!!! I demand a neuronal recount.
Much thanks to Cousin Gerald, who found this piclink for me. I entitle it “Luckier than the Average Bear”.
And now for something completely different….
It takes three months to train a lounge lizard
It’s true. Here’s something resembling proof. Warning, pic contains real lizards.
The Great Boneyard
Unbelievable pics. No, really, you will be stunned.
My mother told me there’d be days like this
Not quite accurate, but amusing
took me a minute to get the joke
Social Suicide – a brand to watch for
In spite of everything you might think you know about me, I prefer the subtler ones. The one with an image of the queen in pearly buttons totally yanked me, though. I thought I’d provide some good news out of England for a change.
Yes ANOTHER stupid cat video
But this one only has one repeat that I remember; the rest I’ve never seen before. The cat levitating when the sprinkler gets turned on underneath it is stunning.
Wow
groan, scream in terror, kiss a pig, 35 years in ten seconds
http://funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/1344/Pucker+Up/ – Kiss the pig (link removed for security reasons)
Moom
Do you want to see a naked man carry a marguay down Melrose?
Defamer keeps calling it a leopard, I think it’s a marguay.
This guy has reinvented nonchalant.
Somebody who doesn’t understand copyright
Has put all of Calvin and Hobbes on the net.
So enjoy while you can.