Will Ferrell in the Internet hit THE LANDLORD If you don’t think toddlers screaming obscenities is funny, just skip it.
Last night I had the strangest dream; I dreamed that a guy who was a quadruple amputee had crawled up onto the front of his four storey house to do some work and he lost his balance and when I went to find his body his artificial limbs were all I could find and nobody believed me when I said he’d disappeared. Then I found his head and as I watched the head folded up on itself until it was just a mask (like that brrr mask in Sandman, you will recollect ‘the talking mask’) and then the mask disappeared while I watched. Then I went for a walk in a place like the night market and a woman was walking two long haired roan cats and profiles like Nicole Kidman and the owner talked about how she was selling them for ten thousand apiece and could hardly bear to part with them. It had just rained and the streets had that gritty shine like in anime or Blade Runner. Then I met a surfer dude who stole a van to rescue some woman and when she needed a lift someplace else and couldn’t drive he just smiled at her and said, “Well I only drive in emergencies, I never really learned to drive because I just live at the beach.”
Rob of Nine loaned me the first season of Robin Hood (the new Beeb production). He must KNOW how I feel about men in tights. And he didn’t give me the season finale, prob’ly cause he likes to hear me beg.
Scary Clown laughed into my digital recorder this morning, so I can hear him laugh whenever I want to. I will convert to a .wav file and stick on my site so you can all enjoy it.
Thought for the Day: Don’t get me wrong: I love nuclear energy! It’s just that I prefer fusion to fission. And it just so happens that there’s an enormous fusion reactor safely banked a few million miles from us. It delivers more than we could ever use in just about 8 minutes. And it’s wireless! – William McDonough (2006)
Look at ‘im, all wore out. Cousin Gerald has once again put a smile on this face with this family photo classic.
Cough cough cough cough cough.