Giant African Snails make great pets, said no one ever, except some people do keep them.
I made an online order. They said they delivered the printer ink… it was a yoga mat. I did actually order a yoga mat, but the one they sent is the size of a bum imprint. I am not confused and angry! I am just confused!
This image shows two offwhite masks, formed into human faces and kissing. Maskissing, Johnson Tsang, Digital, 2020
Bee democracy. I think I want to read that book. Did I tell you Lois and Bob have bees. They had an empty hive and put attractant in it a couple of years ago, no dice. Then this year a swarm appeared and moved in. Now we know how they made the decision! By consensus!
Baby hummingbird drinking from a raspberry and peeing cause that tiny bod ain’t got no room to store anything
stolen from @ddoniolvalcroze on twitter
LOLOLOLOL
Okay so in this picture of two merged transit ads, there was a KFC ad underneath and a VW car ad on to…. the mashup, with the corporate logos on either end, reads as follows:
A car powered on ~ free range chickens
& designed by a team ~ of hand picked potatoes
Experience driving on ~ Mushrooms & Coke
Stolen from @ghostwoods on twitter
I died when I saw this. It’s a picture of a man dressed in ice cream cone – as in, looking exactly like a man sized cartoon-eyed ice cream cone – taking a selfie in the BR store bathroom with the legend “How tf am I essential worker”
I stole from @dannolan, goodness alone knows who made it or how he tripped over it.
