This is the song you sing when the police are about to raid. It is not very cheerful about police. FULL DISCLOSURE I have never been injured by police, but I can name a lot of people who have been. I see you, Jan and Suzanne.
Lyrics:
I’m going to have to ask the smart people to leave / why should they stay here for this crap? / I’m going to sing some stuff like you would not believe / You’ve been warned, it’s a trap! / Why would you want to listen to anything silly / like me attempting to sing about an armadillo’s will he? won’t he? / I’m going to have to ask the smart people to leave / and when you’re gone we’ll all have fun
We’ll have some more when we are done / the drugs alone weigh half a ton / so if the cops come BETTER
run like hell, run like hell / cops are coming, run like hell
Broke my nose, ripped my clothes / cops are coming, run like hell
Cheap cologne / *BROKE MY PH-O-O-ONE* / cops are coming, run like hell
I’m going to have to ask the smart people to leave / and when you’re gone we’ll all have fun….
