Back to work
Jeff, being a superior sort of brother, suggested schnitzel for dinner last night so we had take out and ate on the back deck in the last warmth of the day. This was after we went to Iron Man II (I liked it but it’s slower paced than the first one and ScarJo is OSSUM) and then I dragged Keith and Paul and Jeff up the hill to the salamander pond. The little buggers stayed in hiding, alas. Then said hello to Tom.
It’s going to be an expensive day, I can feel it.
I had a great mother’s day and I hope the rest of you mothers did too.
And I have named my new supervillain The Black …. Pansy
No clue what’s wrong with the car
But I know it will cost me! The car repair joint opens on Monday.
Keith is taking me to Iron Man II today. He sure knows how to treat his ma.
ROFL. Safe for work.
Ziva’s being naughty
Alas for me, but I am at the side of the road, blocks from the ferry. The check engine light came on, she lost power and now I am waiting for the tow truck.
Holy crap he’s here already
More detail than you need about the car
And yes, I have the Wild Orchid paint job. I have the GT model. It’s supposed to be able to go 218Kmph but top speed I have heard about (not experienced) is 180Kmph. Unless I end up on the Autobahn, I don’t imagine I’ll ever need it.
But when the zombies come…. ya.
Nothing to report
So I won’t.
I’m off to Victoria tomorrow, I’ll check in when I get there sometime tomorrow afternoon.
That giant sucking sound you hear is car ownership
Sixteen hundred dollars poorer, she emerged. And I still need an alignment and the car DESPERATELY needs to be detailed. There’s a lip gloss tube EMBEDDED in the driver’s side carpet like a dinosaur bone emerging from a dig. I also just realized that the dangly thing hanging from the rear view mirror is a beaded toy flogger, and since I don’t swing that way (pitching OR catching), I should prob’ly take it down. But it’s PURPLE.
Anyways… drove ScaryClown home with me last night and we supped on Swiss Chalet that Jeff brought home and drank beers and watched TV. At one point Jeff said something so funny that ScaryClown and I were rendered absolutely helpless. Unfortunately, despite its merits as humour, it is not repeatable, even by me, but please accept my assurances that it was convulsing.
Then the phone rang. I could hear it but Jeff couldn’t (I answer the phone for a living so heard it over the tv noise which was hockeygamish at the time). I picked up the phone, but because it was behind me & I wasn’t really paying too close attention I had the receiver upside-down. Jeff thought I’d gone insane because – well, Jeff thinks I’ve gone insane most of the time, but he’s low-key about commenting – I was picking up the phone and saying hello hello with the receiver upside down – for no apparent reason. He said, brow furrowed, with that crystal clarity people use when talking to halfwits, “The phone is upside down,” at which point Keith and I were actually able to start communicating. ScaryClown at this point was laughing so hard he lost control of his ketchup. Keith said, “Ah. Well, I was going to ask if ScaryClown was still there, but I can hear him laughing, so I’ll be there in 15.”
He and Paul came over (announcing pie and yet another six of Lion Winter, Paul found another source, and commenting that the car looks nice) and we had a very pleasant evening. The highlight was the scary awesome Mt. St. Helens footage. You know that this blog started with me commenting about Mt. St. Helens every other day, so I have a special fondness for it, and will stay fond of it if it stays dormant.
Facebook yields a gem
Quoted from a dude named Bernie:
I remember overhearing a conversation about women who work out and do martial arts. One guy said, with a bit of disgust in his voice, “I can’t imagine wanting to date anyone who could beat me up.”
A woman in the room said, “I feel the same way.”
This is a hell of a thing to see on the first day I get to drive Ziva
Report
Lots of stuff is going on, most of it good.
This tickled my funnybone
I really have to work harder on the second Unitardian principle of respect for everyone. But when I’m not feeling respectful, this little squib applies.
Kids have their own version of the principles:
Fur and tires, man, fur and tires
Anything with fur and tires gonna cost you. For reasons unknown, except possibly ubercoolness, my parents are subsidizing my middle aged crazy car purchase to the tune of just about covering the repairs. Yup, it’s an expensive proposition, maintaining a car, but honestly, I had been looking for a new hobby, and complaining about my car has just zoomed to the top of the list.
I am happy right now. The sun is out, I slept well, I’m going to Jericho tonight to drink beer and participate in live music. Bleat with happiness, spring!
Ziva is at the krankenhaus
This morning
Kat put the plates on the car, moved her brother’s car (with the aid of 4 other people, gaack), and gave me the keys. Squee! Next up, a leetle more getting ready for guests after I make a carafe of coffee, and then I’ll walk down to Kat’s mother’s, take a deep breath, and then drive a car – which cannot actually turn left – down to the krankenhaus. A call to my boss to advise him of my lateness is queued up on that list as well.
This morning my eyes fell on the happy news that a woman I know is expecting her first child, and I give her joy of the news. Her report is that she’s peeing a lot and dead tired, and gosh, how familiar THAT sounds.


