Anyway, I hears that Ryanair wants to charge me a pound every time I go to the crapper.
Mh.. hrm. So, speaking as somebody who pooped themselves in public as an adult – it’s a funny story, but I won’t tell it here – I have to say that if I did my drawers to make a political statement, and everybody around me sued Ryanair because all of a sudden they couldn’t eat their packets of crisps for the eyewatering stench, where would the profit be then? Charging people a pound to poop in the correct place on an airplane is one of the most irritatingly stupid things I’ve ever heard. The first time some guy pulls out his schlong and fills a paper cup with pee as an economizing gesture, that’s gonna fly real well too, even if I later ask him for his business card. What the hell is wrong with these people at Ryanair? Have they not heard that the Grim Reaper has a little sister, and her name is Unintended Consequences? IT’S A SAFETY ISSUE. You don’t want tampons, crap and urine in the cabin of an airplane if you can possibly help it, and there are a LOTS of good reasons why. It’s common courtesy, and common sense, and they don’t want to go to the place where they will end up. Really.