TWO GEEZERS ENTER
First Geezer says, “I’m not quite sure why I’m here. Can I leave yet?”
Second Geezer says, “I thought I knew why I was here, I was hoping I could figure it out from context once I got here!”
First Geezer says, “Perhaps we should repair to the closest tea shop and consider our options.”
Second Geezer says, “All these people look like they’re expecting us to fight.”
CROWD ROARS IN A SINGULARLY UNPLEASANT BLOODSPORT SORT OF WAY
First Geezer says, “Maybe we can fight in Algebra.”
Second Geezer says, “I’d prefer to fight hypothetically.”
First Geezer says, “Still holding out for tea.”
Second Geezer links arms with First Geezer, “Now I remember, I wanted to tell you there are now TWO slugs on the downstairs bathroom floor, carefully watched over by a spider!”
