Category: Exceeding strange
Who pulled the plug…
… that was blocking my brain?
I wrote FOUR SONGS yesterday. One is a love song to Al Swearengen from Deadwood – one is a blues tune about the Blue Hell, a bar from the Fred Pohl Heechee Chronicles – one is a narsty emo bytchefest between Gelis and Niccolo from Dunnett’s series which references their ongoing telepathic mindgames – and the last is a breakneck, kickass song about the current culture war between faith and reason.
The “If I were Al Swearengen” song nearly fell out of my head right after I wrote it. When I wrote it, I thought it was all in the same time signature – silly me! Then I go to sing it back and the choruses don’t work. What happened? (Or as Paul remarked, “You weren’t recording it?”) It’s in two time signatures (waltz and mildly syncopated 4/4) which is just bloody bizarre but completely fits the mood of the song.
Anyway, I suspect that somebody went to a shrine somewhere and prayed for me, because that was the most amazing thing that’s happened to me in years. That sound you hear is a giant mental drain unclogging.
I light a candle for Patricia, who has an owie. (Further details as authorized).
I light a candle for Katie, who will love Daxus until death or something like it. I was that stupid at 19, but at least I loved worthier men.
Yesterday I read about a canned cheeseburger
And I thought WTF?
Then somebody ran out, bought one, cooked it, and posted the results to the internet.
Scanged from reddit, and very, very worth it. The description of what happened when he opened the can triggered hysterics, and his place setting is to die for.
Gasping for breath
As my next to last act before I take off, here is “the Horror of Blimps” (link removed for safety) courtesy of the Straight Dope Message Board. I’m still wiping my eyes and nose after reading it.
Man, when you’re having a bad day.
I’ve seen some weird pictures on englishrussia.com
but (link removed for security reasons) this series plumbs new depths and shines light on dark corners of bizarre.
DIE DIE DIE of the cuteness
Not all good news
Poor people get shafted again – rising food prices.
Please excuse our oversight…. how COULD we accuse our allies of torture?
If you want something visual, that’s not too abysmal…
Oooh, a Lego Ezra Pound
Man, he was hotter than a two dollar pistol when he was young. And yes, he was a foul racist blatherer sometimes with skewed up ideas about economics, but he was a damned fine poet. I can’t remember where I scanged this from.
I’m off to see Persepolis this aft with Keith, and afterwards I’m calling daughter Katie and dragging her over here for a massage. She sounds beat, baffed, bent, bewildered and entirely tharn.
Puerile, yes, but oh so funny
I laughed my ass off when I saw this.
Wilfred Laurier as Spock, happy sigh.
but what if the stick shift ended up in the back of his head?
Funny video about an unorthodox method of getting into your car.
Peter T sent me this link
Make sure you’re feeling strong before you check out spiders eating snakes.
Loki, Loki, it’s Raquel Welch
Dancing in a space girl costume. Boingboing is just fullagoodness today.
Video game time line
Shouldn’t have asked for the large muffin to go.
I have no idea what made this occur, but I hope nobody was injured.
Speaking of food somebody brought HOME MADE twist doughnuts to work today. Damn, they were good!