not guilty

I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS!!!

TUCSON, Ariz. – Two men ran onstage and threw custard pies at conservative columnist Ann Coulter as she was giving a speech at the University of Arizona, hitting her in the shoulder, police said.

University police arrested the men but did not release their identities.

In her half-hour speech Thursday night, Coulter trashed Democratic presidential candidate John Kerry and derided liberals and Democrats while saluting conservative students who attended her speech.

Coulter writes a column for Universal Press Syndicate. Her appearance was sponsored by the UA College Republicans.

BUT WHEN I THINK ABOUT THINGS, THEY HAPPEN. THIS MEANS that I will eventually get smooches from Jude Law. Ha ha!!!! Or maybe the universe will get things backwards and I’ll get smooches from Anne Coulter. Oh well, stranger things have happened.

Anne is reputed to have derided their aim…. considering how flipping big her mouth is, you’re damned right she should be derisory.

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Allegra

Born when atmospheric carbon was 316 PPM. Settled on MST country since 1997. Parent, grandparent.

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