It says I need more exercise and karaoke.
Hm.
It says I need more exercise and karaoke.
Hm.
Kopper, we were just talking about this.
Hours of entertainment. The earth in various views from space – realtime.
I don’t understand it, but it seems important.
Great collection of Simpson’s quotes.
Is it real? Is it a fake? Who cares?
But it’s 3:46 in the morning!!
It’s good to know what’s important in life.
Yeah, I can’t sleep. I’m bemused.
I am typing this while simultaneously killing myself laughing and streaming tears. This comes very close to being the funniest thing I’ve ever seen on the internet. If I ever get suicidal again, play me this video.
But I won’t say why.
(Link removed for security reasons) Allegra dies and goes to heaven.
And then she comes back to life for this neat dodge.
Only to find out why beer is her friend.
Tie a yellow ribbon on your SUV Not necessarily safe for work.
I thought I posted a whole bunch of funny links this morning and I bailed out of Firefox before I hit Publish. Shakyfisty.
My daycard today was 0 – The Fool. Gulp.
Mike and Heather came over last night for spaghetti / garlic bread / chocolate cake. It was the first time I baked a cake since I moved in. It wasn’t good cake, but it was better than nothing cake. I am out of practice!
So instead of showing my transit pass when I got on the bus at the ungodly hour of 8:10 (am, on a Sunday morning? puhleeze) I had to pull out my mandolin and play it. I got through the first 3 verses of Buy Me A Beer before somebody else got on the bus.
Then, when I got to church, Tom got ‘that look’ in his eye and started playing “Buy me a Beer” so we ENDED UP SINGING IT in the ingathering at church, which still strikes me as being a “take your glasses off and clean them thoughtfully” moment. And I had banjo, twelve string, six string, piano, vocal AND stand up bass accompaniment. Long live the Masticating Ungulates! (The band formerly known as MU).
Very good to see Lady Miss Banjola on her pins agin. Afterwards, Dim Sum.
One of my friends, speaking to me on the phone the other night, said, “Well I know how you are from your blog, but how are you REALLY!?” You asked for it.
1. My back hurts all the time, but I don’t complain about it because it’s BORING.
2. I really wish I was having more sex with the people I want to be having sex with. Quality is not the issue. I don’t talk about that shit here – mostly because just reading this paragraph made my mother’s face screw up really hard. And Parental Strength Mental Bleach is v. difficult to find.
3. No matter how hard I try, I can’t forgive somebody I really shouldn’t be wasting any emotional time and space on. I will keep trying. It’s hard.
4. I wish someone would come along and kick my ass about my songs, as in getting them written down.
5. I need to eat more vegetables, and no, this does not loop back to item 2.
6. After years of being told I’m not a team player and that I’ve got problems with anger, I’ve learned that neither of those things are true. I’m actually a happy person; I rarely get angry about anything any more. Emotionally abusive relationships have subtle and lingering effects.
7. I know I have to lose weight for my health and longevity. It’s an ongoing irritant.
8. I haven’t had a cigarette in just over a week.
There’s more, but that hits the high notes.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to watch the “Happy Feet” part of King of Jazz again.
Thanks chipper.
Barry Gibb has a blog. I guess everybody does.
I don’t remember you being here.
Just let me get comfy and I’ll take a nap.
Revolutionaries will never get anywhere with rhetoric like this.
I slept almost nine hours last night! I had a wonderful sleep.
I am so happy if you punctured my skin I’d burst rainbows and puppies all over everything.
I am filled with a joy that doesn’t have a beginning or end.
I am.
Click on the horses. Get a quartet. V. bizarre.