My day so far

I slept on the couch last night.  Couldn’t understand why on earth I was so tired the night before, but the next morning when I could navigate my way to the can in the dark by the pink light being emitted by my forearms, I realized that tooling around half the day with Mike with the top down gave me some serious sun.

So what did I do?  Kopper and I ran away to Wreck Beach (or were conveyed there by shuttle buses, which magically arrived and departed without any waiting time) and I got more sun, but we had water.  I bought one beer and consumed it in one foaming draught, since when he said “Ice cool beer” he meant it and in that sun it would warm at the speed of thermal radiation.

We got crispified lightly and then went to the Japanese restaurant at Main and Broadway (I am in raptures about the food, it was amazing, and exactly what my mouth was ready for)  and then went to Commercial Drive and parted company in the concourse there…..  Sigh.  It was a fine old elephant flapping we had, and of course she’s in way better shape than me despite her heart scare a few years back, since she actually works out three times a week and eats properly.  Oh, I forgot to mention she cooked me breakfast, cause she was just starting to cook it when Jeff dropped me off this morning.

Just when you think

I am contemplating atheism, yet again, it being a topic of much importance to me.  Stay with me, because my chain of reasoning here is more slender than Ann Coulter.

Right now, I laugh at your holy books.

But in a hundred years, you will be able to laugh at mine.  It will be old fashioned, full of assumptions no longer in the slightest true, and neither realistic nor edifying.  Just like your book.  I am quoting myself to say that “The Bible’s truth to me is not the truth of its history and laws, but of its poetry and narrative.”  My book, whether putatively fact or tentatively fiction, will look the same to the most rabid Christian.  Laughable. Simply because a hundred years have gone by.

So why can’t I laugh at your 4000 to 1900 year old books?  Ain’t they out of date? Tired, even?

Just asking.

Played Brooke vs John for Mike in the car today, he liked it.  Got a compost bin (about frakking time, tahellja) and sigh a hammock for Jeff and I to laze about in.  So when I realized I could no more work today than fly to the moon (although I did put an hour in on Grieg before I gave it up to do something more interesting) I IM’d with Mike, found out he’d broken up with Heather (O.0) and then spent a good chunk of the day with him, first stopping off at Still Creek to acquire and then drop off a compost bin.  Then… tooling about to a surplus joint where I dropped 15 whole dollars and ended up with a recorder, a glasses case, a shower head and a campstove.  Yeepsh.  Then off to Canadian Tire where I watched a very quiet Asian chick get escorted civilly out in handcuffs, this after saying to Mike under my breath, “What the farce are three cop cars doing here?” and Mike said, just as quietly, “Shoplifter.”  Found the hammock after some casting about, and then Mike got his hot springs shoes and a foamy for the spring itself, so you can lie in it at your ease without scuffin da skin offen yo’sef.  Everytime I see pictures of it, I just don’t get a sense of what it’s really like.  I saw pictures of Hot Springs at Hesquiat for years before I ever went there.  Oh, and Mike tells me that BATHING SUITS  must be w0rn at all times.  I’ll make mine so worn I pop right out of it.  No I won’t.  I won’t go.  I am feeling a desperate need to stay home, and will give in to the urge.

I send loving energy to all the people I know whose love relationships are over or in terrible, terrible peril. Couple of candles too.

Saw Irina Palm. LOVED every minute of it.

Ate at the Balkan House.  Loved every minute of that, too.  I hadn’t had a good schnitzel since Toronto.  What put me in mind was reading about Czehoski’s in the Toronto Star, and that made me think of Toronto, and its many culinary delights.  The Maharani on Queensway, which by a miracle is still there; Bumpkins is long gone of course, but many o many were the times we ate ourselves silly and happy there, and Tony was SUCH a doll… the Szechuan place on Spadina, whose name escapes, where the owner lost his licence and dispensed beer in teapots while he sweated out a six month suspension.  And he used to parade up and down between the tables with two crossed bandoliers full of fake projectiles. Colourful, I believe the word is. HUGE aquarium in the front of the restaurant, like really, almost floor to ceiling, big. The soft ice cream place way the hell and gone in Mississauga, out along the Lakeshore, so far out we had to pass in the shadow of the Four Sisters to get there (the stacks for the coal fired generators).  The Golden Griddle, the breakfast buffet place at the Etobicoke Toronto border the kids used to tease us to go to.

Mmmm.  Breakfast.  I haven’t done an all out breakfast in ages.  And without eggs or milk in the house, that age will age yet more.

Off to see Kopper tomorrow.  I know exactly what has derailed me, and I think a good dose of girlfriend will fix it.

News today (multispecies edition)

Even the sea lions want to get into the action.

Miss Margot goes back in the collar because she won’t stop licking the incision.  Grr, I hate putting her in it because it makes her nuts – or I should say, nuttier. Jeff and I played soccer with her last night.

Eddie came into my room and did NOT pee on anything.  He just wanted to hide in my closet.

India has decriminalized homosexuality.  Now, if they’d just criminalize Monsanto, the world would REALLY be a better place.

The world famous squirrel catapult.

awwwwwwwsome

Dominion Day Roundup

Stop gay marriage or straight women will have no husbands!!!! Eeek.

Folks, even if that is all true, how can the accompanying drop in the birthrate be bad for the planet? I love how bigotry gets dressed in ‘utilitarian’ arguments.  That said, any time I detect bigotry in others, I allow myself a quiet moment to reflect on my own.  Sigh.  It is hard to be a grownup.  PS, Mr. Berman (as reprinted by Mr. Klinghoffer), sex toy technology has come a long way since the Roman Empire.  Your concern for my satisfaction and prospect of landing a sperm donor is touching, but completely unnecessary.  After all, the POINT of marriage (the cart, after all, needing to come behind the horse) is BABIES.  And those I can get – did get – without recourse to marriage at ALL.

Oh look, Dan Savage linked to the above noted link and Klinghoffer says that Dan Savage can’t be a good father because he uses bad language!

One of these days I’ll have to find that bit of writing “How to Teach Your Children to Swear.”  What we didn’t teach the kids, back when, was that swearing is a class issue.  The very most self-controlled and self-willed people do not curse, because it shows either lack of breeding or lack of self-control. And self-control, narrowly defined, is a necessary precursor to maintaining control over others.  That’s what it’s all there for.  Swearing as far as I’m concerned is part of the palette of human communication; blunt, uncompromising, emotional, limbic, genuine.  Disgusting, disturbing, vile, creepy and disrespectful, too.  Swearing is a signpost toward the things we find most frightening and, let’s face it, human. As blasphemy, it is anti-hierarchical and owns of no master; as language charged with sexuality and excretions, it voices what we strive to keep silent in daily life; as racial and ethnic slur it speaks to how easily we fall back into our emotional enclaves to lash out at a world of strange/different/smelly&rude.

Best things about Canada.  Apart from Hockey, mea culpa, I’m in.

Look at that… Miss Margot has decided to like raspberry jam.  This is a cat from MARS.

I can now see large swathes of my bedroom floor, but more cleaning and laundry delights await me.  Later I hope to go to the Burnaby Village Museum – it’s free today, and in homage to John, who never paid for a damned thing he could get for free, and to celebrate being Canadian, I thought a step back into the days of my foremothers might not go amiss.

Cinnamon buns are medicinal.

Having said that, I’d better get a batch of bread dough on…. Jeff is highly suggestible about any hinted-at treats.  And I have to sign off so he can update wordpress.  Have a great Canada Day, everyone!

I have finally listened to John and Brooke’s album.  It’s really, really good.  It’s also, coincidentally, among the top sellers on CDbaby right now!  Katie and I listened in the CanCar yesterday.