Angry Cockatoo Tears Down Anti-Bird Spikes And Throws Them To The Ground
Category: Humour
why do I love this person’s account
From @PasturesPolitic ‘s account this am:
if you ever want to know how you’d react in a scene out of a horror movie, move a storage box you forgot had music boxes in it and you’ll see when the slow creepy music starts and dies away out of nowhere
Run out and get some more
Drugs that is.
Whatcha gonna do
drugs
whatcha gonna do
drugs
whatcha gonna do when the drugs run out
you’re gonna run out and get some more
drugs drugs drugs d-d-d drugs drugs drugs
etc. etc. etc.
Frozen TX
Happy Valentine’s to those who celebrate
It’s capitalism in a pink bow, but it means something to some people.
Throwback Thursday Filking in 2013
That’s Otto I’m playing and that very fine hat was purchased for me by Keith. My tshirt states : Everybody has cognitive biases; mine are smaller, cuter and rarer than yours.
My version of the Golden Rule
Don’t fuck me
and I won’t fuck you
that’s my version of the golden rule
I won’t be mean if you’re not to me
but don’t plan on getting any shit for free
a——-men
Gritty doth love thee
Gritty, superimposed on a medieval illuminated manuscript, is shown with the text To Fuck Around is Human, to Find Out is Divine
Gritty doth love thee well, miscreant, varlet, poltroon!
I’ll tread where I please
The Don’t Tread on Me flag with “Don’t call my employer and say you recognize me in the FBI photos from the Capitol” tagline
OH MY FUCKING GOD Susie Bright just followed me on Twitter, excuse me while I fan myself.
argella the shitposter
But I suppose I should stop shitposting and put something proper in here
and have something else funny as a chaser
Christmas is coming, Die Hard too
LOL I did a search and replace on a fanfic and all of a sudden I had a Caserole.
Shopping this am; we’re out of milk. I think I’m going to take a break from writing letters for a couple of days until I actually have some news; I’m to the point I’m making stuff up or talking about the news on the telly (which I don’t watch, it’s just an expression)
goddamn this is rich
an amusing internet squib
André Muller made this genius work of art:
annnnnd this
I see the Daily Fail has been at it again
and then there’s this asshole
To apologize for putting both Anthony Sabatini (famine and death attend him) and Kyle Rittenhouse (may he never sleep again until the long sleep takes him) on eye level with you, have this.
EVERY CHILD EVERYWHERE
CTHULHU PIE HAS A HIGH AF COUSIN
